Problems Associated with having a Bigger Butts


There is never been a better time to have a big butt. Booty celebration is everywhere you look.Still, all of this big booty love can not erase the inevitable problems that come with the perks.Here are just a few burdens that the big-bootied bear.

1. No jeans fitting correctly, ever. Either you can not pull them over your butt, or you wind up with a huge gap in the waist. There is no in between.

2. All skirts and dresses are too short in the back.

3. Forget squeezing between tables at restaurants. Or aisles at movie theatres. Your butt is an independent entity that will wind up in the faces of anyone in the near vicinity.

4. Every seating struggle ever. Perching on a barstool leads to booty spillage. You take up more than your fair share when sharing a seat. Sitting on someone's lap never goes as planned.

5. You have flashed a little crack more times than you care to think about. Maybe you should just embrace this part of you and become a plumber.

6. People assume you have got mad moves to go with your booty. Yes, your butt has its own gravitational pull. But not everyone with a robust backside can twerk.

7. You still have an embarrassing spiritual connection Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back." Back before you learned to embrace your curves, this anthem gave you hope.

8. Trying to work the cute baggy boyfriend jeans trend has two results: You either look homeless or huge and neither is a good look.

9. Your butt eats underwear for breakfast. There is no delicate way to say it. If you forgo the thong, it is permanent wedgie city.

10. Similarly, running shorts are a distant fantasy. Unless you like your shorts riding up higher and higher with each stride.

11. Finding a cute bikini is impossible. If there is not a mix-and-match option, forget it. You have to pick between your butt hanging out or super-frumpy granny bottoms.

12. Guys are always grabbing your butt. Not that you can complain, but your girls need some love, too.

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